Would it kill you to buy some crap?!?

Who doesn't like Merchandise? 

So in my small way to fight the terrorists, I offer 2 different products to make life simple and happy once more! Feel free to wipe the tears of joy from your eyes before moving on.

THE POT STICKER

Whether you're a Bostonian or just a Bostonian at heart, be able to speak the language with your very own 'FACK' shirt.

Now you can talk like Matt or Ben or any true Bostonian!!

The 'FACK' shirt comes in Black with white lettering, or for those living in hot climates it also comes in Black with white lettering!(Suck it up. Black is a slimming color!)

Look, whatever you do in the privacy of your own home is your own business, I'm not judging. But some folks do.

Let's see if this helps.

Place the pot sticker on the picture of your scented candle and before you light up, light the candle. 

Confuse the stupid people in your lives who don't understand your need to get mellow! 

The Pot Sticker comes 5 in the convenient 'Dime Bag.'

Order yours before someone kicks down your door!